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The Barbers Wife, (rib cracking joke)

This is rib breaking joke that my friend crack as we where having our evening fun yesterday it got me laughing till this evening and i decided to share with you guys, 
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop
and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full
of customers and said, "In 2 hours." The
guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his
head in the door and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop
and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head
in the shop and asked, "How long before
I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour only." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Sunday, please help me. Follow that guy
and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever
come back".
A little while later, Sunday returned to
the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that
guy go whenever he leaves here?"
Sunday looked up, with tears in his eyes
and said, "To your wife at home"........

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